WEDNESDAY 4th June 8:19pm

Well have been a bit busy of late so sorry to all the people that didn't get to slack off at work over the past few days by reading of what I have been doing! If there are any major errors in this glob of text let me know and I'll fix it. Holla!

Well Thursday is where we left off.

I got the triz-am into the city to meet up with my friend Byron who was at the Double O bar where his sisters boyfriend was running a hip hop night. I actually met Byron when him and his mum brought a bunch of Star Wars toys off me when I was like 19 and he was 14 or something like that. I didn't see him for years but then started seeing him around the traps only to find we have a lot of the same interests so yeah that's his deal. He has spiky hair so he will be known as Spike from now on.

So yeah the place was pretty mellow as I was there early, but the boys had beloved drink cards so holla! What made the drink cards even better was the fact that an ex-metro bar girl had just started there and poured me a few the heaviest vodka and oranges ever (worse then the ones I make at home = stringent!). So I chilled with Spike and his crew for a few drinks before having a shot of Heygermister or whatever that crap is called, it should be called insanity juice that stuff is the hezzy juice!

DJ Dave plays the green drink!

If you have no idea what's going on in this pic then we have something in common!

I think I'm being told how good I look!

MONDAY 9th June 10:42pm

Geez this was a truly long weekend fo rizeal!

Ah vodka and orange!

Me and Cassie are all up in thus piziece!

Isn't Benny cute?

Kate and I on her phone cam!

My wife to be Emma and Wade = "THE FONZ"

Sometime through the night my pal the bartender decided that my drink cards would be best used on some evil shots and the like, there were some amazingly terrible drinks being poured for me. Upstairs was truly soooo fun there were so many fun people up there, thanks to all for making for a great vibe. Lot's of dancing and singalongs from Bon Jovi to Missy Elliott!

About everyone I know there hooked up someone it was pretty tender! All except girlfriend totting Benny T and poor little old me!

Later on in the night at about 2:00am, Anna B and "Angry Emma" rocked up from working at the corner which sort of gave the night a restart as there were new people to hang with (and Anna was a very keen drinker whilst others had dropped off a little). Benny T just sort of disappeared home around this time breaking our pact of always texting "where r u" before leaving.

At some point the top floor closed but the part of my brain that runs the logic had closed way before this. I think it was Anna B, Angry Emma and maybe some others (I was pretty out of it by this time) hit the main dance floor.

I'm not sure if you could hear it, but I definitely SNAPPED big time! (I think it went like this) We were all dancing when I then I yelled at Anna "I'm a human bowling ball" and proceeded to run down the quite slippery dance floor and kind of slide on my stomach into a group of people ala a bowling ball. All my "pins" picked me up all apologising to me and stuff, very funny. I did some amazing floor work and a few more game of human bowling and was done when Anna saw this guy buy himself in pink raver fluff pants and said "him" and I easily picked up the spare!

Oh and at one point I picked up some poor guy and danced while carrying him around (I think he was a very scared young man as he fled the scene straight after). It was truly the height of insanity, from memory the girls were having trouble breathing and I wasn't doing much better.

At some point Anna introduced me to a girl and after she walked off said she was single so I said "well yo get those wheels in motion". Angry Emma said I wasn't allowed to go on a date with her so I CRACKED it at Emma. That really shit me that someone that I had made quite an effort to entertain and be nice to whenever I saw her (as I'm pretty sure she hated me and was friends with my friends) would say that. So fizucked. It's not like I liked the girl (I met her for 2 min and was too heezy to remember) but for a "meant to be friend" to cop that vibe with me is lizame.

I think they shut the nightclub or something as I was then outside. I met up via a phone call with Anna and we went to Cherry, which was also shut. So I said my goodbyes and set out to find a cab.

So I'm strolling down Russell St at about 6 and a bit when this guy getting into a cab asked me where a strip club is. I told him and he goes (in a country twang) "oh me mates pissed off on me, I'll shut ya some drinks if ya come with me". So I'm thinking this could be very hilarious so I jump in, but all the bars were shut so we went to the casino.

Sadly for my country pal he was too drunk to get into the Casino so I bailed to the food court and got a time check from the fact that McDonalds was on breakfast menu. So got some breaky and cabbed back to Toorak. Props to the cabbie who drove me all the way home for the $10 in my pocket rather than making me use the visa.

Needless to say, Monday was pretty mellow.

SUNDAY 15th June 8:23pm

Well I wake a bit early Wednesday morning say at like 4:00am, all due to little Steele having a nightmare that I had a really sore tummy. Sad thing is I woke to have a really sore tummy, it fully killed. Couldn't go back to sleep so wacked some Seinfeld on. When I woke again at like 8:30 my stomach was still sore, but due to heaps of stuff going on at work I made my way there.

But after repeated vomits between phone calls I headed home at 1:00. I'm pretty sure I had food poisoning from some chicken I ate the night before agggghhhhh. Clint stayed over that night but with his jetlag and my sickness we didn't get to do too much catching up. I had one really bad nights sleep Wednesday.

Thursday was still a bit off but made it to work to TCB yo (taking care of business). Sean came up from the peninsula to stay the night and was quite disappointed that I was unable to take him on a wild night out. Still it was good to catch up with him, boy does he like a good night on the town story!

Friday night's goings on have been asked to be CENSORED to protect that lame!

So Friday night I went with FRIEND and FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND to this band night thing he had to go to. It was a little bit of a drive but good fun as FRIEND and FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND are dandy company. I was very hungry having not really eaten for a few days due to the food poisoning, so while FRIEND was doing stuff me and FRIENDS GIRLSFRIEND went to go eat. On the way out I asked "do we need a stamp" to get the reply (in harsh Aussie bogan chick voice) "well if ya wanna get back in"! What the hell? So I replied "well we ain't going out we're just trying to get skin poisoning as quickly as possible".

This restaurant we were at was so funny, they sold wine BY THE HALF LITRE in this big jug! I fear to know what sort of ghetto barrel brand I was drinking. FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND is a true delight we laughed heaps as (not surprisingly) I made fun of others walking past and in the restaurant. I was pretty sure one group were celebrating this guys parol. Have you ever been to a restaurant that had no eftpos? I have... NOW.

So the first band was so amazingly funny, it was mid 90's Silverchair VS Spinaltap after a shopping trip on Chapel St! If they ever released an album you'd find it in the "really bad haircut" section at Sanity. Like seriously the brushed up for the night mohawk is so lame even next to the well crafted brushed over my eyes "I don't care" cut, when Mr T dies he will be turning over in his grave. They started the set by screaming "Let's do this shit" too good! I would really like to know where they score their LSD as they seamed to be hallucinating that they were playing to a stadium full of lifelong fans as they did the guitarists jamming leaning back to back thing Kiss have down. I'm pretty sure the guy on keyboards had a chick under the table giving him a headjob (Steve Guttenberg Police Academy style) by the facials he was making during the set. The lead guitarist, not to be out done was scene kissing his pick in between "wicked guitar licks". I continued to ask FRIEND if they were taking the piss and were a comedy band, but alas the boys were on the real! Finally they finished up but not before letting the audience know that we were beautiful.

On the way home I came up with a theory to test if you really hate someone. What you do is picture the person you think to "hate" and picture them sound asleep and if you still feel hate then hey your probably legit! Heaps of people I don't really like were pretty cute sleeping away.

On Saturday nigh I went to see the 25th Hour which stars Ed Norton. I thought it was such a good film I was glued to the screen the entire time. Having no knowledge of what the flick was about what so ever made it really strange as the film has no really defined plot. The story is about a guys last night on the town before going to prison, go see it!

MONDAY 23th June 9:48pm

Thursday night I was meant to meet Katie as she was going away but I was running late to her dinner and had to meet up with her in the city later. So I hung out with Benny as he was Djing at the Metro and we drank some vodkas while I played some classic tracks to amuse myself (but not the bogan's rocking the dance floor at the tizime).

Ben and I ended up getting totally trizashed without us knowing. 3 old pals Jane, Chrissie and Georgie rocked up so it was ace to hang out with them after not seeing 'em for a few months = ended up being very funny.

Friday was a bit frosty at work in the morning, but kept myself busy doing stuff. After work I had tea at the Corner Hotel with Anna and Katie. Now Katie who is also known as the Notorious PRK is going away around the world for 4 months so there was a bit of a going away sadness in the air.

It's funny as I've only known Anna and Katie for a bit over a year and been like proper friends for maybe like half a year but the have fast become two of the better friends in my life. Along with my other "new" (ie non-ten year plus friend) Benny, they have been awesome friends this year. So yeah, much love to my two girls you both so rule and Ben isn't too bad either!!!

It was a very fun time. Afterwards Benny, KJ (Ben's girlfriend) and Jackie (KJ's friend) turned up as a band Ben manages was playing next door was playing. Bands were pretty good, but Ben and I were both fairly tired from the night before and bailed before the last one. We dropped Katie off at a friend's house not before giving her a big sad goodbye hug, and then I brought Nurse Betty on DVD from a Blockbuster that always has really good ex-rental DVD deals.

Saturday I was woken by Tebby who was already freaking skateboarding at the ludicrous hour of 9:00am. Back to sleep pronto! Tebb ended up coming over at about midday and we watched the FTC dvd (one my distributed skate brands) which was sooo good. Mike Carroll freaking kills. I set up a board and we went to meet Steve (Nicholson) for a sesh at the country road building in Richmond. After that we went to this school that I normally always get kicked out of. But this time we got to skate until night time much to the chagrin of Tebb and Steve I didn't want to leave until I got a final trick (they were very relieved when I did). The skate was so fun I had the best time.

Tebb and I were both going to our old pal Bruce's engagement party that night and on the way home we talked about how satisfying it is to hit the town after a good sesh, I was pretty psyched.

Ended up walking to Bruce's party which was at the Terminus in Abbotsford with a bottle of yellow which was pretty fun actually (who'd of thought walking four suburbs would be fun?). The party was pretty much jammed packed with heads that I knew, which can be a bit overwhelming as you feel your snubbing people.

Bruce and I always had this joke about if you had a girl friend that you're "on the bench" so we had a few chuckles about being on the gold bench now. Bruce seemed very happy with his position on the bench so congratulations to ya bud!

There were plenty of people to catch up with so it was plenty fun fo sure. At one point these two girls (who wasn't apart of the party) started chatting to me. For some reason one of them told me she was bisexual and then went "I'm not bisexual" quite loud as one of my friends walked past who seemed quite amused. I can't remember why she said that to me, but I remember not caring either way!

Of course being an engagement party talk was of girlfriends and the like and if you have one or not, which or course I infamously I do not! In a chat with Anna and some others I made a checklist of girl requirements...
1/ Must find Seinfeld funny.
2/ Must not use catch phrases popularised by "Rove".
3/ Not to dress like a Missy Elliott back up dancer.
4/ Be cynical.
5/ liking me would be a bonus.

Sunday was pretty lazy. Had to go to Rosebud to get some clothing racks, so I met up with Koby for a skate after he finished work. Had a quick skate at my beloved Frankston park and then filmed Koby skating this gap which was pretty sweet. We celebrated his landed trick with chocolate milkshakes = holla.

I watched Chopper that night, that movie is pretty damn funny.

WEDNESDAY 25th June 11:33pm

In the news they keep referring to T3 which instantly gets my attention, but they ain't talking about my most waited for flick of the year but the freaking Telstra sale = aghhhhh. Sandra Sully has got me with that twice tonight.

Last night was the XEN video premiere (it's a skate video yo) so I ventured into the city to peep the movie at an RMIT cinema. I had seen it before but went to support my homies but what was strange is that on the way to see the movie I saw the movie again, go figure that one?

Anyway the vid is so very good, and my pal Anthony does himself proud. Skateboarding video premiers are funny as you can tell some people just come to hate on whatever video it is, but as it was a Tuesday there wasn't too many potential haters.

Afterwards everyone went to the Lounge for a few drinks to celebrate the great vid. Being a Tuesday even little Koby made it in, which was pretty funny. It was a pretty hot crew on the hang there, lots of fun to be had.

There was a very nice girl that I met but I don't think she was too taken with my wiley charms. Maybe it was things like when we both said we didn't know each others names (even though we have meant to of met before) and she said sorry while I replied "it's cool I didn't even remember you existing" that did it. Or the fact that she just straight up wanted nothing to do with me!!! HA HA HA. Anyway no biggie, just glad to know there is nice girls wondering the streets of Melbourne still! Although the funny thing is she is probably going out with one of my friends there and I was just oblivious. As Clint would say "that's classic Steele"!

I do know that I was on a comedy streak at that table and that Tebb promised he'd remember a joke I made up so I can add it to the files, hopefully he will come through for me and have not forgotten it!

I'm guessing my efforts were obvious to all as I got this e-mail off Tebby this morning...

"How did ya go last night? Did that chick like your Lounge comedy?"

Don't forget to come visit me this week at the Spire sale as popa needs a new pair of everything!

THURSDAY 26th June 11:39am

Oh my they are making another "Old School" movie!!! Here's a quote from Luke Wilson "The basic plot is we all go to Daytona Beach, Florida for spring break". Yeeee, but i don't think Benny Turnbull will come with me this time!

I forgot to mention that a "friend" Jo posted my web addy on the www.skateboard.com.au message board so I had all these kids typing worrying that I'm an alchoholic and shit aggghhh. Thanks Jo!

SATURDAY 28th June 8:41pm

Thursday night I went to see Hulk with the freshly moved to Melbourne (from Rosebud) Stephen Howe and his girlfriend Mishc. They live just near Chadstone now so we went there. Now Chaddy cinema is a Hoyts whilst my beloved Jam Factory is a Village so I'm used to the Village vibe and find their combo meals at the candy bar easy to understand and such (even though their profit margin is like 500% you can get 2 big cokes and a popcorn for $10 which I can deal with) but Hoyts's combo's are just non fucking existent. For $13 we got a big popcorn, a big coke and a medium coke it was like $2 extra to get the other coke but why the hell would they give you a different sized one? Freaking wizack! Hoyts is straight up ghetto. Nothing beats the Jam Factory seats either and as for Cinema Europa whoa! Those seats are too good.

Anyway the film was pretty ok, they use a full different back story for how Bruce Banner becomes Hulk from the one I knew in the old school TV series but it was a good back story. The film was cool in that you didn't really know who was a "good guy" or a "bad guy" in the flick. The coolest bits are when Hulk fights 3 Hulked up dogs and when Hulk is battling all these gnarly helicopters. Hulk doing his super jumps through the desert was hilarious! The film was going good until the last bit, which is just bizarre! Someone at Marvel films is rocking some serious drugs to come up with that shiz!

After that I went to the Metro to meet my peeps Ben, Lars & Anna. It was school holidays and NZ band Summer Set were playing so there were plenty of people.

It's strange how many people have found out about my humble little website, this girl said she had gone to it and wasn't very happy with me. It seems she knew a girl I kissed a little while back, but because she had gone to my site she knew I was engaged! Huh what!?!? Well if you go back in time to this post I joked about getting engaged to my friend Emma in merry old England which was quite obviously a joke (that the girl didn't get). So I explained to her that I wasn't really engaged, I had never even kissed her or had any sort of thing with her to which she replied "how was I meant to know it was a joke?" Well suggested that you would have to be pretty dim to not realise it! I'm sorry I was unfaithful Emma please try to forgive me plizease.

She also told me that her friend wanted to kiss me "'cause I was the richest person who goes to Goo" ha ha ha. That's hot. I always wanted a P-Diddy vibe but sadly I'm the P-Diddy of the Metro, oh well gotta start somewhere! I don't think anything else of note really went on that night other than I made my Anna proud!!!

Friday was the first day of our sale thing, which was pretty good. After that I went to get a haircut and sadly got dished out a bobble head cut agggghhhhhhh, they don't take it too seriously when you say "don't take off too much". It's like when you ask for not too much Garlic Sauce at Larki King they just simile at you while they put twice as much on.

Had dinner with Tebb and Elisha which was pretty fun. Tebb was trying to explain this site to Elisha and summed it up with "it's his dedication to Seinfeld as it's filled with absolutely nothing". Tebb and me were going to go to the comedy club but the guy from Fat Pizza was playing aggghhhhh! That was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

SUNDAY 29th June 8:14pm

Hey! On the couch watching Big Brother and Jamie just got evicted, I'd have rather have one of the other two go but with that English tart coming in on Thursday it's probably better to have as many heterosexual males in the house as possible to see what happens!

Saturday night I had to wait forever it seemed for Benny to come pick me up but he made it finally. Ben has protested that I gave Anna and Katie way too much props compared to what he got in an earlier post so I have to say "You're the bomb Beeeeennnny!" to make him feel better and appreciated.

So then we went to get the ever lovely (girlfriend of Ben) KJ and then off to Blake's birthday party at The Green Room on Elizabeth St (I had never been there either!). Blake is Ben's sister's (Emily) boyfriend if you're trying to work out that math. This bar is underground and had quite a strange crowd, very 30 something was the vibe I got, although they were all probably younger than me they all had a much more adult vibe than I will probably ever have (thank god!).

Wade, Dylan and Steve were also at the little shindig so that was fun. Ben and Wade had taken pledges of not drinking tonight, we were at this strange bar and it didn't really feel like Saturday night so things needed to be kick started. Kick started Jagermeister style!

Wade wasn't drinking Saturday night, but when he does he ends up looking like this!

I ended up getting into this chat with Emily about how she thinks I don't like her (so obviously unlike her older Brother she was definitely drinking to come up with a topic like that), which was quite interesting. I'm quite the fan of Emily but she seemed positive by how I act around her that I don't like her. This lead to the topic of how people think I don't like them when they first meet me (something a few of my friends have said) and here's me thinking I'm quite personable! It was a very insightful conversation.

Eventually everyone began leaving and it was just KJ, Ben and I on this lounge in the corner of the bar to see the hilarious scenes that followed. There was this one big guy both in height and a bit of width that was dressed in this tacky suit with some purple Christmas like decorations around his neck. He was obviously quite smashed and was dancing about the bar area. His dancing kind of relied on jumping up and down to the music (and sometimes not to the music) and thus earned the title Jack in the Box. So Jack in the Box leapt from girl to girl in an attempt to coax them to join his up and down frenzy but sadly for old Jack, it was to no avail.

Meanwhile on the couch ahead of ours, our attention was suddenly taken by this Curly Haired Girl grabbing this short black haired girl that were on either side of their small group and going a hearty pash! So they sort of stand up and keep kissing then fall against a wall (as the short black haired girl was smashed) and they sort of broke it up. This other girl seems quite annoyed at this all going on, Other Girl had like a really abrupt short hair cut and has that classic lesbian dress code and demeanour. So other girl takes short black haired girl away from the group which contains 3 other guys and another punk rock girl.

So Punk Rock Girl leans over and starts chatting to Curly Haired Girl and then all of a sudden they are going for it! Holla! (Actually at this point I think Holla is what I was yelling quite loudly) At this point a guy comes back who from memory hadn't been witness to any of this sits down to Curly Haired Girl and starts chatting with his arm sort of around her. So then Other Girl comes back leading Short Black Haired Girl back by the hand and places her as far as possible from Curly Haired Girl (who of course see had previously gone the hack on).

Punk Rock Girl (who of course had just also been with Curly Haired Girl) then starts chatting very close up to Short Black Haired Girl and her devious little hand starts getting a little frisky on Short Black Haired Girl's back. By this time Ben, KJ and I are all in hysterics from all this wild lesbian partnering. Other Girl (the short haired lesbian looking lesbian) is looking very distressed at the goings on with Punk Rock girl moving in on her property after she had tried so hard to get rid of Curly Haired Girl. Speaking of Curly Haired Girl, she was also trying to get back into the picture with Short Black Haired Girl which was giving her guy some distress!

Right now I'm screaming "Just all share her, it will be the wildest night of your life, cut a vibe"! Things can't get any hotter for Short Black Haired Girl until someone new comes up and asks for a dance! Who? Good old Jack in the Box! Gold.

So after all that excitement we left and I was home by around 2:00am.

MONDAY 30th June 9:09pm

I added some new links so if this site sucks go to them!

Anna sent me this pic today which is from the start for the year at the Switch Gangster party (or something?). So here's PRK, me, Benny and Anna all up in this piece! Straight G's!

I was very happy to read this news on Dark Horizons...

Independence Day 2: Yep the sequel is going ahead after all with Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum and Vivica A. Fox but no Will Smith.

Hopefully Will signs up. I loved this film so much! We all drove to Frankston for the midnight screening many years ago. Bring it on.

I was doing a bit of journal surfing and came across this survey thing, and my pal Scott told me today he liked the last one so here goes with another.

Last cigarette: Can't remember (I have never smoked a full one before), we had cigars at some party a while back. Full P-diddy steez yo!

Last car ride: From Boarders to home, about 2 hours ago.

Last kiss: Let me think... a girl at the Metro, just a fun thing.

Last good cry: It wasn't a good cry but I was a bit teary watching one of the montages in the Seinfeld finale the other day (such a Steele thing to do).

Last library book checked out: The Nike Way. About the rise of Nike.

Last movie seen: Get Shorty last night on DVD.

Last book read: David Letterman Top Ten's Volume 2.

Last cuss word uttered: Probably fizuck, is that a swear? I made it up!

Last beverage drank: Water,

Last food consumed: Chicken and rice.

Last phone call: A guy at work about a credit reference.

Last TV show watched: Secret life of us.

Last time showered: This morning,

Last shoes worn: Nike black and gold dunks.

Last cd played: Mace.

Last item bought: Chicken and rice.

Last downloaded: A fan's script for Star Wars Episode 3, haven't read it yet.

Last annoyance: Reading Bronwyn's live journal as she whinged about my friends using my slang words.

Last disappointment: Not asking a girl out.

Last soda drank: Coke.

Last thing written: Numbers on orders.

Last key used: . (fullstop).

Last word spoken: Thanks.

Last sleep: Until about 9 this morning.

Last weird encounter: Chatting to Emily on Saturday was pretty weird, as she was very open with me, good weird though.

Last ice cream eaten: Right now. Found one that Jamie had brought over (he loves them).

Last time amused: Just before when I was trying to make up jokes, one day you might get to hear them.

Last time wanting to die: Never ever.

Last time hugged: I think by Blake when he left his party the other night.

Last time scolded: By Emily, for pulling "one of my faces".

Last chair sat in: This couch or my office chair which is the best and which I paid a large sum of money for (once I sat on it in the shop I had to have it).

Last lipstick used: I wrote someone a note in lipstick not too long ago but I can't remember whom it was for.

Last time dancing: Thursday night with Anna podium style at the Metro.

Last poster looked at: This cool Star Wars collage painting above my head.

Last webpage visited: Ebay.


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