THURSDAY 29th May 10:41pm
Today is my friend Koby's birthday!!! He's a whopping 16 years old, ah they were surely the days. But then again these are the days too!
Jaye rang me yesterday to organise a mission out on the town in Mornington Friday night. Should be pretty good me thinks have got a good vibe about the adventure.
Jamie left to go to America today, which means three of my best friends are there right now.
Has anyone seen that KFC Twister advert where the guy that brings in all the twisters and everyone shouts out what one they want? Someone says satay and someone says BBQ (or whatever flavour) then a chick goes "regular". Now who the fuck would ask for "regular" maybe plain or normal but regular?
(and tell me after that paragraph that this isn't the best website ever)
TUESDAY 27th May 10:41pm
Well Anna had another one of her quiz's on her page today so I thought I'd do it to, holla at me...
First best friend: Probably Rocky Finnegan when I was real little, we'd have mad all weekend games of Star Wars.
First real memory of something: Both my first memories are of Lego! I remember getting the 1980 Lego catalogue and I remember throwing a piece of Lego at a kid at playgroup as he pissed me off!
First car: Oh the great 1966 Holden HR sedan. Metallic blue and in amazing condition (until I starting tearing around in it). Had some amazing adventures in that bad boy, that car fully ruled.
First job: Gripping skateboards at Peninsula Surf Centre when I was 12, it was a dream job!
First screen name: What the fuck does that mean?
First self purchased album: Damn that's hard, could have been Nirvana or Talking Heads, not too dorky hey!
First concert: No idea! Maybe the first Big Day Out that was in Melbourne with Helmet, Sonic Youth etc.
First funeral: Cousins who died riding his motorbike. I remember buying Bad Religion "Generator" on the way home.
First pet: My dog Ticker, full ruler!
First Prime Minister (or president) you voted for: Paul Keating, he dressed pretty slick me thinks.
First piercing/tattoo: Yeah right!
First house/flat/apartment: PSC paid for me to live above their warehouse in North Melbourne in an awesome place, very very wild days including the Gold Baby Gold Party!
First credit card: Myer card, used to pay for lunch with it for everyone at Uni to get money.
First independent holiday: Schoolies week 1993, my god some of the best stories ever. Did I ever tell you about the one with Kennedy and the...
First love/crush: Amy Robinson at about age 6 or something, whose grandparents lived next to me. We first kissed in my lounge room after a day at the beach.
First enemy: People just hate me, I don't really have enemy status with me. Fuck the haters!!!
last good cry: When I crashed my car was in a lot of pain and thought I'd have to pay for it all = insurance rules!!!
last library book checked out: "The Nike Way" a book about the history of the Nike company.
last movie seen: Matrix 2.
last cuss word uttered: Fiz-uck!
last beverage drank: Red wine!
last food consumed: Chicken curry made by me and yummy!
last crush: No comment on that one!
last phone call: Rang Jaye and she didn't answer = hater.
last TV show watched: Sadly Rove Live.
last shoes worn: Air Max 97's (I think that's what they are). They are diz-ope!
last cd played: NERD.
last item bought: Of clothing? Damn! Half Cab Vans.
last thing downloaded: Video clip of my friend Will kickflipping 11 stairs!
last annoyance: Talking to a shop owner who talks in circles!
last disappointment: That Jaye didn't answer my phone call.
last soda drank: Pepsi.
last time amused: My friend Kate's e-mail saying that I amused her. Thinking of her laughing made me grin.
last time hugged: Either Kate or Anna saying goodbye to me on Saturday night.
last underwear worn: Calvins dawg!
last bra worn: Well it was Anna's quiz! I have never worn one, but I'm pretty handy with 'em HOLLA!
last shirt worn: Brown Spire T with my hand writing Spire on it!
last time dancing: Danced around this girl on Saturday night to amuse my homies Kate and Anna.
Jesus, that took forever!!! Belinda left the Big Brother house, whoa!!! I hope Ben is booed when he gets evicted on Sunday night!
MONDAY 26th May 10:26pm
Well there was something wrong with my server on the weekend putting stuff up on the distribution site so I didn't bother typing anything.
Got an SMS from Clint (who is on an USA and European tour with his band) who reported that he was passing through Mianus!!! How very strange (for those that don't watch Jackass it's a little town in the USA somewhere).
You'd think they would have gotten Clint's whole head in the pic, bloody arty band types! NYC YO! |
Friday night was an official "quite one" for me. Went into the city to get a copy of the Girl video (that's skateboarding, not some baisty porn) and of course ended up lurking about PSC for a while talking shit with the peeps.
Then Dave Snow, Jamie, Angie and I had dinner at this awesome Mexican restaurant. Of course Dave and Jamie jockeyed for the worst joke of the evening and there was some stiff competition. After that we all split up with myself heading to Boarders to read magazines.
So I get home and the couple down stairs are on their balcony making some noise and they say they're going to the bottle shop to buy some vodka so I should come down in 20 minutes. So I go yeah cool. Then within 5 minutes there is a knock at the door and it's the girl who is SO VERY PISSED so she comes in.
No I must have a sidebar at this point and note that the way we met was one morning when they were OFF THEIR FACES. I was asleep on the couch and the girl sort of tried to climb through the window on to me, scaring the shit of me for 5 seconds. So anyway once I woke up I invited them in a laughed as they marvelled at my toy collection.
So back to Friday night. So she's in my lounge and in the space of like 15 minutes has slurred to me about every problem she has in her life, said how funny it was when we met about 8 times and quizzed me 6 times about if I had seen Bicentennial Man before (it was on the TV at the time). This is the second time I have ever had a more than 30-second convo with her so it was very strange. Don't get me wrong she is cool, but just hyper drunk.
So we go down stairs and chill with her boyfriend and his buddy, then the girl passed out after falling over a few times. I chatted to the friend for a while who was into mountain biking, then headed upstairs to catch Big Brother up late.
Saturday met Jamie and Angie at the Prahran skatepark for a bit of a roll, pretty fun. Then tons of people rocked up which freaked me out so I chilled and peeped the vert skating for a bit. I then headed to the Jam Factory to have a very very blazing sesh on the Simpson's pinball, I was like Neo in the Matrix on that sucka.
I was meant to go to Al Wilson's 30th birthday but Jamie piked on me so I ended up drinking some very stringent vodkas and blackcurrant juice, while watching the Girl video (now remember it's a skate video you dirty minded freaks). Then Ben Turnbul came over and coped the full brunt of the vodkas. Around this time one of my teamriders Brendon rang me in a drunken frenzy so we sung 50 Cent's "In The Club" to each other = holla.
So Ben and me ended up going to Switch's 3rd birthday which was... pretty Switch really. I got to see Ben's lovely girlfriend KJ which was a treat and the highlight was us three trying to put little round Spire stickers on peoples backs. We got 5 on both a guy and girl so it was pretty successful. If anyone ended up noticing we would have been hella busted with all the sticker backs at our feet.
My girls Anna and The PRK rocked up about the same time as Ben and KJ left so I entertained them by freaking this girl out by fake "fuck dancing" around her. The girl mentioned that she knew me from somewhere but I can't remember where from. The girls looked like they were going to faint with laughter at my hot dance vibe, Anna seemed bummed when I left knowing that her entertainment was ending. Here's Anna's review of the proceedings from her webpage...
The highlight from Switch was Steele. That is all I have to say about it.
Our speaking of Anna's page some hater has posted a message about me here! Now how could you hate me? Probably pretty easily I guess!
I then headed to Subway to buy a sub, which became a teddy bear as I woke up next to it in the morning.
Sunday I went skating with Steve, which was fun! Tebb stepped up for a sesh later in the day too. I ate quite a bit of shit twice in ten minutes which was... ACE!
Watching Micallef right now, the kid is killing it!!!
FRIDAY 22th May 12:06am
Well tonight is strange in that it's Thursday night and I'm at home kicking it and not out yelling. My week of sickness has softened me somewhat! Benny rang me at like 11:20 not believing I wasn't coming out, sorry Ben!
Got an e-mail from English Emma so holla attcha missy!!!
Big Brother "Up Late" is just gold, one of the best shows on TV yo! Did you know that one night when they were all asleep it out rated the parliament question time! That's giz-old yo! The guy that does the quiz on "Up Late" is actually the voice over guy from the 7:00 show; I read that in the Green Guide I think.
It's sick how everyone hates Ben in the house now!!!
Apparently Paul was on the radio today saying that they are having a great time in the States so yay for Clint!
I have no idea what the weekend has for me, hmmm! Anyone got some action for me?
If anyone is interested (probably skateboarders) here is my review of the new Girl Video that is meant to be going in Australian Skate Magazine if you want to read it.
WEDNESDAY 21th May 10:06pm
Stu down in Rosebud is e-mail buddies with Sean Cliver who is a legendary skateboard artist (for Powell, World, Blind, Birdhouse etc) and also worked for Big Brother skate magazine in it's prime. Anyway he sent Stu a pic of his board collection so here is the pic to make all the skaters drool..
Oh my... |
WEDNESDAY 21th May 5:51pm
Well today was my first back at work as there was a bunch to TCB to be done (Taking Care of Business YO!!!). Felt like criz-ap pretty much the whole time. But I must say the site is a good way to get people to e-mail you to say, "I hope you feel better soon", so thanks to all that dropped a line (and yes if you didn't, you're a freaking hater!!!).
I forgot to mention that Jamie and Ben Lattermer came around Sunday afternoon to get Jamie's car but mid coffee I had to go out so I left them there. So when I go to make eggs this week this is what I find.
Damn you all to hell! |
They had gotten 2 eggs from my new egg carton and mixed them in with my kinda old other egg so I can't eat any of them as they all look the freaking same = thanks guys!
Another amazing thing Jamie does when he comes over is... SLEEP! He will come over to watch a movie/TV and have tea then after he eats like within half an hour he has a nap. He has fallen asleep pretty much on my shoulder before, very funny. And it's not like he's up at the crack of dawn working all day either, very far from it.
Jamie dreaming sweet mooching dreams! |
Well of course tonight's TV highlights are
Simpson's repeat @ 6:00
Big Brother @ 7:00
Simpson's NEW @ 7:30
Panel @ 9:30 (hopefully comedian girl will be on again = holla)
Big Brother Up Late @ 11:45 Don't hate this show rules!!!
TUESDAY 20th May 12:56pm
I'm still sick at home popping my pills watching Jerry Springer.
Hey I know I talk about Big Brother a lot but oh my god I was thinking that maybe Belinda had done something really bad but when Carlo was trying to say why he hates her... geez he just came out like the sexist dick he is. His reason was that he had never had a girl say, "why aren't you talking to me" huh what the hell. I'm sure he's used to girls saying, "why are you talking to me?"
I had a look at Anna's journal last night to find this awesome sober account of Saturday nights party, it's a off the hezzy enjoy...
Saturday I worked then went to this crazy skater party near Festival Hall. I wasn't expecting it to be so big; there were several hundred people there. Being sober and having a swollen lip and being out of my comfort zone I felt like I was quite boring company. I knew a reasonable amount of people and enjoyed myself.
At 3am the about 6 cop cars and the big truck came, shone their high beams into the party and shut it down which was disappointing as everyone was pretty well behaved. I was going to continue partying at Linda's house but I was so freezing cold that bed seemed like a better option. I was exhausted and cranky and then STEELE made it ten times worse.
I told him I wasn't driving to Fitzroy as it wasn't on the way and he had plenty of friends there. I told him I'd drop him home though if he wanted so after waiting for ages he then brings 2 mates along with him. We're about to leave and one of the guys goes for a slash in a doorway of a building next to the party. The cops get him, and he seriously couldn't have picked a worse place as the glass to the door had been smashed. Then suddenly the alarm goes off. The cops didn't really know what to do, we were in hysterics, and the guy just got into my car. Steele then wants me to drive his friends somewhere different to where he was going. Then he wanted me to drive to Switch.
So I cracked the shits went to Prahran and then dropped Steele home. We were listening to Knapsack in my car and Steele was trying to tell me that the SINGER from Knapsack is the Samiam singer. We have a $10 bet about it. Mark Bloom nearly got a 4am phone call about it just to see who was correct. Then Steele said if he won the bet he was going to spend the $10 on meat. I thought about something Steele would hate his money to be spent on and he launched into a tirade about feminism, Rove and then half an hour on moles that bitch about guys that leave the toilet seat up. I seriously wasn't even saying a word, and Steele kept ranting for half an hour. It crossed my mind that maybe he really was slightly insane.
Man I'm fun to hang out with!
Today's website review comes from my old pal from the PSC days Dave Keating...
Just a quick note to let ya know the website is amazing. I'm telling everyone I know, the world over, to check it out.
Hope ya feeling better.
Dave K
Ta Dave I hope I'm better soon too!
MONDAY 19th May 4:40pm
I have some sort of throat infection thing but I have forgotten the name already but it sounded gnarly! The doctor said I shouldn't go back to work for a week, geez. Hopefully I can go back tomorrow or the next day.
Managed to catch up with e-mails today and watch 2 episodes of 24 in between naps. Daytime TV is terrible, they don't even have Entertainment Tonight any more! Big Brother should be good tonight as they joined the houses this morning and they have a big pool and spa now.
And don't sleep on Micallef at 9:30 ch 9!!!
MONDAY 19th May 11:35am
Oh man today I'm very sick! I have the puffiest of throats, my ears hurt and my skin is blotchy = AWESOME! I have a doctor's appointment at 1:15 so I will know what diseases that I'm representing!
Scottie G's party was off the hiz-ook. He had a huge warehouse with a DJ and a bar; it could have been the funniest nightclub in Melbourne. Idiot quote of the night from myself "Oh is it 12:78 already" whilst in the cab going to the party. 12:78 of course was the radio station in the cab.
So woke up in the morning with my puffy throat, which got worse by the time the diz-ay was over so I tried to sleep from like 5 onwards. I was awake thankfully to see Carlo get the boot from the Big Brother house!!! Thank god! Did you see that he didn't say goodbye to Belinda at all = what a prick. I laughed and I laughed at his face when he realised he was out, oh and I kept laughing when Saxon was sobbing in the backyard after he was gone. I think Saxon has to go next week. Tonight should be pretty good as they join the two houses, so holla that.
Shaun Micallef is on again tonight at 9:30 on 9 so please watch as it's hella funny.
I'll be back to let you know how long I have to live!
SATURDAY 17th May 8:10pm
Hmmm The Matrix Re-Loaded was good but strange. It had all these strange sexual references through it (and strange sex scenes) that just didn't belong in the film. When you see it you will know what I'm talking about. The action bits were super good and it was cool to see Zion and all that. The last film better answer all the freaking confusion I had in the "TV room scene" at the end or I'll be bummed. Don't forget to stay all through the credits as they have a preview for the 3rd film right at the end. Stu Collier said he has seen it 3 times and had something to explain to me about it so maybe that will help.
Dinner was cool although the Bud Pub isn't exactly the budget meal I was thinking it was, it's not like I'm stingy but my meal cost like $5 more than the one I had with Clint in Toorak the night before at Romeos. Steve is moving to Melbourne so apart from looking for the pigs flying past my window, should be really good!
Today I went for a bit of a skate at the new Prahran park which was terrible (park was fun, skate was terrible) too many people, I hate skating with people. Then I met up with Anna and The Notorious PRK (Kate) at Boarders who were keen to show me their mouth piercing's which I didn't even notice! Anna went sick at me for not giving her enough attention on Thursday night which PRK seconded. At this point I'll agree with Ben Turnbull's quote about Anna...
"She's the worst ex-girlfriend I never had"
That goes for me too, and Kate isn't far behind. Anna was all "when I got there you ignored me as you were chatting up some girl" well that was the ugliest girl I ever met as it was actually a guy (Anna was trying to make the situation a bit more dramatic in her favour).
Anyway then I played Simpson's pinball, which is fun.
Katie reminded me of the funniest thing from the Metro. We were sitting at the bar and she goes to me something like "I've never heard of Jamie cigarettes before" while looking at the cigarette machine. Now this is funny as she was referring to the "Jamie" sticker Jamie had stuck on the light on the cigarette machine. Those stickers are Jamie's pride and joy.
Well off to Scottie G's party. No doubt I will have some amazing tales I can type about tomorrow if I can remember them.
FRIDAY 16th May 7:35pm
Oh god, what a night! I wasn't even going to go out last night but Jamie was keen to go as his flat mate Danny was playing at the metro in a AC-DC cover band. The band was soooo good; everyone was rocking navy wife beaters and looked tough! Funny to see all the heads bobbing up and down to every song = OZ ROCK!!!
The vibe was pretty damn good; heaps of skater crew were there as Mindsnare were playing. Nick Kilderry and Scottie G were fairly smashed, Scottie was talking exclusively in the medium of freestyle rap = WORD!
Obviously word had gotten around about this site as like 10 people mentioned that they had been here this week.
But the most impressed was Mike Karney, but I think he would like it more if there were more pics of me per page!!! Mike was pretty funny romanticising the story of how he and his friend came up with GOO many years ago - too good!!! When I was like 15 Mike had this car that was COVERED with skate stickers (and I mean every bit of the car) so we reminisced about how cool it was. If he had kept all those stickers mint and sold 'em on ebay today he could buy a car easy.
Hmmm what else happened... Dillon picked up this girl I thought was a lesbian (guess she wasn't) and Wade was SMASHED which was ace.
Don't think I left until like 4:00 aggghhhh, it was a super fun night with all the different skate crew there - holla at ya all.
Watching Big Brother now here is a Carlo quote "I'm always someone who everyone likes, I don't have an enemy in the world", geez the kid needs to get out more then as he's a DICK!
Here's a bit of a site review from my pal Drew @ Sk8parx...
"haha, already had my eye on your egomania"
God Drew, it's just a little fun.
Tonight I'm in the beloved BUD (that's Rosebud yo recognise!). Going to Bud pub tonight for dinner with Howe and Misch then were going to see Matrix Reloaded, should have a high hezzy rating. Then tomorrow night is Scottie G's bday party, which if last year has anything to go by will be SWEEEEET.
THURSDAY 15th May 5:15pm
"I saw a very disturbing thing on the Internet the other day" - Ben Hoban's website review.
Send your review here...
WEDNESDAY 14th May 11:55pm
Well I didn't go to the Sneaker thing as Ben decided he "was too busy" to go even though he rang me about it days ago. Maybe K.J.'s mum had gone out for the night eh??? So I made pan cakes, did dishes and did catch up calls with Jaye and my boy Koby.
Then peeped the Panel, which had MICK MOLLOY yes! Plus that girl (who I think is a comedian) who is very hot right now!
Now I'm putting stuff on ebay while doing this and waiting for Big Brother up late = holla!
Ok now it's time to rate from bestest to worstest the housemates in the Big Brother house...
REGINA - Oh man this girl is so seemingly cluelessly funny it's amazing! That accent = gold. Everything that comes out of her mouth seems to be unintentional gold. She has to be the fav to win!
BELINDA - Nice girl that has do deal with those two knobs Carlo and Saxon aggghhhh. But on the Panel they insinuated that she gave Carlo a handjob, which will drop her rating.
LEAH - Happy girl who wants to have fun.
PATRICK - Is he even in the house? His main goal seems to be picking up Joanne. GO SON!
VINCENT - Started out a fav with his "I'm not taking bullshit off Carlo" vibe but has now joined his clique. Another one that could be not even there.
JOANNE - Seems to get less attractive the more she is on my TV. She is just in the middle.
JAIME - Goes to the Metro so holla that. But seems too keen to say stuff to impress people and comes off looking lame. My friend who is pals with him said it may as well not be him as he acts so different on TV.
CHRISSIE - Oh my the fun Police, hating on Leah for being loud, what the hell are you meant to do?
BENJAMIN - God this guy thought he was such the game player in the first week. Has been better to deal with once he moved house, but I have a ling memory hence his low rating still.
CLAIRE - Can anything come out of her mouth be positive? Shits me so bad. In her web thing she says she is known for her sense of humour, what the hell? She makes Corin Grant look like a female Jerry Seinfeld.
DANIEL - Thinks his mr Variety show. Dick!
IRENA - The fact that I no longer have to see her on my beloved TV any more could be proof that there is a god! When she cracked the shits for being busted for cheating aggghhh!!! Then when she got booted and said on her show "you can achieve anything in life look at me" crap aggghhhhh.
SAXON - His husky voiced whingeing crap oh god. Plus the fact he is in Carlo's little posse makes it worse. So much whining. "Oh dude, dude dude, oh oh DUDE!"
CARLO - He pisses in the garden and does laps of Chapel street = nuff said! Such a racist dick with his oh I'm an Italian I don't drink beer crap.
Is it just me, but do all the Big Brother head shots feature angry eyeballs or what?
WEDNESDAY 14th May 5:04pm
I got an e-mail from my boy Ben Hayes today = YAY! Here's a bit of it...
Hey man cheers for the e-mail got a good laugh out of it, sounds as though nothings changed. Unfortunately I can't top that but had an awesome time on my week off in Jupiter Florida last week, mainly golf then drinking heavily in the evening. In Vaginia beach this week, which is similar to a place like the gold coast, real touristy, plenty of hot girls but not quite hot enough yet.
Take care and keep baisting away, Ben Hayes!
P.S. saw x-men and matrix 2,fucken sick!
Yep X-Men is damn good, I'm off to see the Matrix for sure this week, anyone down to go e-mail me.
If anyone who is watching Big Brother was wondering what the hell Belinda told everyone in the Square house that blew everyone away, well it turns out that her sister is in jail for murder!!! Gnarly!!! She is only 17 too!
Anna didn't like the pic's of her on the site "all pazzed out" so here is a less paz one. |
TUESDAY 13th May 8:50pm
Been getting some more site feedback, here's a e-mail from Sundae...
Hey Steele,
Steelesaunders.com is so very amusing theres something to grasp an insight into the life & mind of Steele Saunders!
I really think you should add a button that says like a date with Steele' and they can send there specs, then you can rate the date, I am sure the girls wont mind!!!!
Keep it real, Steele
Sun
...Hmmm, that like a date with Steele button sure could come in handy. Let us know you're out there by holla'n an e-mail!
Renton chimed in from Canada (or where ever he is) and was obviously so impressed with steelesaunders.com that he is going to do his own (it might be a bit more appropriate for him to do one though being a professional skateboarder and all)
"Check the pic of me with a buggered up face, 24 hours before I was spitting teeth.... And you thought you went hard on the dance floor"
Tomorrow night is the launch of Sneaker Freaker issue 2 which Deuce advertises in and Ben (who shares my sneaker love) and me are going, should be FUN!
that's gotta hurt |
TUESDAY 13th May 3:05pm
Website Reviews...
"I went to your site and I can't believe how anyone can be so full of themselves" - Ben Turnbull
"Gold, love the new site" - Katie Shum
"Steele! Your website is hilarious, except the photo of us all pazzed out. You could've at least used a nice yet paz pic" - Anna Boffa
a pic of the website reviewers |
MONDAY 12th May 10:22pm
If you didn't watch Shaun Micallef you missed platinum comedy like "Well if you missed her on the Logies and don't plan on watching Greeks on the Roof or Rove then this is your only chance this week to see Danni Minogue".
Now that is funny!
MONDAY 12th May
Went on the Radio today at that RMIT station and it was pretty fun! I had to meet the radio guy on a corner in the city and not knowing whom each other is made it pretty interesting! I felt like a drug dealer eyeing off crew that were "chasing"! I did see the cops but a guy across the road for drug dealing which was exciting.
The radio thing went good, managed to lay down a little gold for all the kids in radio land.
Tonight is Shaun Micallef's premiere so I can't wait. Fuck there are some real assholes on Big Brother this year, such pricks. Gotta love it though. Oh my god did you see Irena's speech about how you can achieve any dream if you try to the crowd after she got evicted? If her dream was to be an annoying mole well then maybe she is on to something!

I've been meaning to post this one for a few days, it's a pick of my boy Benny Hayes and J.Peterman off freaking Seinfeld!!! This is about the best celeb pic I have ever seen. Ben who is caddying across the USA for 7 months played with John O Hurley in a Celeb golf tourny! WORD!!!
SUNDAY 11th May
I'm on the radio THIS MONDAY NIGHT
90.7FM, the show's called The Razz
It's from 5-7pm.
Hey yo, watching the Logies while adding some very self-indulgent graphical vibe to the site.
Weekend was pretty funny, went to see my Mummy for mothers day (early as she was going away today), got to see my brother and sister and law, plus play with my niece Jette who is THE BOMB. At age three she knows more slang than you average P-Diddy entourage member!!!
Georgie's B-Day was pretty fun, played some pool and got a chance to do some catching up with Clint which was very good as we don't get to kick too often now that he is back in full rockstar mode (he leaves for USA and Europe in like two weeks).
We then went into Mornington and then I somehow ended up sleeping in my car!!! HA HA HA.
Then Saturday got some breakfast in the Bud, then went for a skate with Steve and Koby at Frankston skatepark. On the way home I was soooo tired from the bad nights sleep that I had to get some food to give me something to do. Once I got home I fell asleep like straight away then woke at like 9 to message Ben that I was coming out... I then woke at like 3 to a flock of messages wondering where the hell I was from my peeps Ben, Katie and Anna! Sorry guys, I know a Saturday night without me annoying nearby people with my loudness just isn't right.
Oh Big Brother is getting good now, especially since they kicked out that chick tonight, oh terrible vibe she was!!! They are mixing the house together this week and lifting up a part of the house to reveal a pool = word!!!
Ah shit, Rove won the gold logie, does anyone know in this country know what comedy is???
By the way, my boy Shaun Micallef's show starts 9:30 Monday on CH 9, so watch it as he rules!!!
FRIDAY 9th May
Hey I'm on the Radio this Monday at 5:30 or something, I'll post more info Saturday. Tonight going to my friend Georgie's Bday in Mornington heaps of my peeps will be there so the hezzy will get a working! Holla!!!
THURSDAY 8th May
Kate sent me some funny pics from that real trashy night so I've added 'em below.
My homie Kate has a cool live jounal thing and she always fills out these funny quiz things, so here is one of those off her site that I have done...

(me and Kate up in the piece!)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Death
02 | Boredom
03 | Failure
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THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | Jerry Seinfeld
02 | Me
03 | Shaun Micallef
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THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my family
02 | my friends
03 | anything funny
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THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | unfunny comedians (Rove I'm looking at you)
02 | frustration
03 | haters
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THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | the beginning of time
02 | the end of the galaxy
03 | people that don't like Seinfeld
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THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | parking tickets
02 | like 37 magazines
03 | maybe 78 catalogues
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THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | this quiz
02 | watching late night Big Brother
03 | sitting on couch
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THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | live
02 | go to Egypt
03 | sow my wild oats!
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THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | piss off people
02 | make people happy
03 | make people use slang they never wanted to use
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THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | out going
02 | funny (try to be)
03 | complicated
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THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | speak another (proper) language
02 | not make pop culture references in conversation
03 | not make fun of people
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THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Seinfeld
02 | me
03 | Yoda
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THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | haters
02 | Rove
03 | crazy talk
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THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | gold!
02 | holla!
03 | gnarly
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THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | mexican
02 | indian
03 | steak
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THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | who really made the pyramids
02 | if aliens are real
03 | professional blackjack skills
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THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | coffee
02 | water
03 | champagne
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THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | Simpsons
02 | V
03 | Happy Days
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RANDOM QUESTIONS..
1. Spell your name backwards: eleets
2. How did you get your livejournal name?: I don't have one yo!
3. Are you homosexual?: Come on! Peep the vibe!
MONDAY 5th May

(Kate hooked me these sick pics of this crazy dancer at the Metro who we (me and Anna) got all up with)

Well finally got the site working properly so I'm back into getting it going with some content.
Hmmmmm....
Since the last post the "crew" all went out for Angie (Ellam's) birthday. Who was all up in the piece...
Angie & Kennedy
Clint & Jaye
Ben Turnbul
Georgie (Mornington version)
Suzie Hoban
Jenny (from the block)
Lol
Doug and Kate
Sam
Amy
So it was pretty fun. Had a bottle of champ's at home then a crazy slushy drink (It was a Mexican restaurant) then another bottle of champ's so I was pretty casual. It was quite the good dinner and everyone was heaps fun. Suzie and me discussed the possibility of a school ten-year reunion that is this year. That would be sooo strange an event but I'm hanging for it.
Then leaving the restaurant Kennedy gave me a bottle of water that was pretty much straight vodka which I consumed on the way to the bar which lead to Billy Mumfry's downfall. So I don't have too clear recollections of the rest of the night but here goes.
At the Vineyard from reports I couldn't put together much of a sentence but what I could do was apparently funny from Clint's report. Everyone pretty much left at some point apart from Ben, Kennedy, Ange and myself so we went to that underground place at the Prince Of Wales. There, according to Ben my sentence work was even less flash. At the start of the night I said to Ben "I would have to be so drunk to go to Switch" and I looked at him around this time and said "Ben, I'm drunk enough to go to Switch". Ben agreed as he figured it would be the he could contain me the best and in the cab we went (bye to Ange and Kennedy).
In the cab I rang Wade and gave him a ripping rendition of "Bad Medicine. By the time I saw him at Switch he goes "hey Steele bad medicine" and I was like "what are you on about?" I was pretty damn trashed on the couch and this girl comes up to me and starts berating poor me for not giving her a job at PSC (where I worked like what three years ago). I had no idea who she was and couldn't get any of my well crafted come backs out of my mouth. From what I was told it was pretty damn funny this girl going sick at me for no reason (Dave Snow said I didn't even work there when she wanted a job) and me fumbling to get any comebacks out.
Anyway "Angry Emma" then drove me home and I think I didn't get out of bed until like 6:30.

(here are some snaps of me very gone, the one below is me with these two fully going at it, I was hoping to tag in, but alas...)

Since then I have been skating heaps which is pretty sweet. Went out for another Ange's birthday on Saturday night (this is Ben/Ange as it's Ben Turnbul's friend). Met the posse (Wade, Ben/Ange, Leia and some other crew that I didn't know. One girl was called Corralie I remember that). Then Gavin & girl friend, Ben and KJ came and it was off to the Metro!!!
Not too much of note here. Leia pissed me off so I went home but Ange rang me before I had got in the cab and came back to peep some Seinfeld (don't start rumours people nothing like that). Then in morning we watched a Late Show DVD then we searched for a chicken pie for Angie which we couldn't find. Chilled around the pad for the rest of the day.
Then today, worked as usual then got home for some tea and TV. Oh yeah Big Brother is back on, SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!! This show is just about whom you hate the least! Did you know they have an uncut live show Monday to Friday 11;30 PM going for 2 hours? First ones tonight, I'm hanging!!!!
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