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WEDNESDAY 1st October 11:28pm

Oh man need to catch up on this stuff, what's been happening. For those that are keeping score, Jamie has come around and has fallen asleep yet again on my couch. If you have not peeped the site for a bit check September for heaps and heaps of pics.

A couple of weeks ago was the FHM Magazine party down at this very very dope nightclub at docklands. There was a little bit of trepidation for me on this one as at last years one (which was one of the best parties I have ever been to me and some pals, free drinks and models) as I met and then got tender this very delightful girl who it turned out a few days later was best friends with my ex-girlfriend (from like 7-8 years ago) who hated me quite a bit apparently as she was very not impressed that I had met her friend. Anyway that girl organises these parties so it was a tad strange.

Last year was a white party this week was red so I grabbed some red vibes and headed to Lars's house courtesy of a lift off Greyson. After the glowing reviews from last year, everyone who could scam an invite was down to go this included such party scenesters as Slick Nick, Kirby, Andrew Map, Tebby, Elisha, Mr & Mrs Frankie and more. After some warm ups it was time to put the vibe out there.

The club sort of hangs over the water, so very dope. After downing the first of many free drinks I headed to the little boys room only to find that it was like an enclave of glass doors to unisex toilets, see through glass doors I tell you and you could see them from the bar! "What the fuck" I pondered. This guy came out of one and said, "what the fuck is up with these glass doors" I had no idea and wasn't really keen to use the facilities with people at the bar watching. Then this girl came up and I'm thinking that there is no way she will use them surely (what sort of club is this) but yep she walks in locks the door and bang... The glass instantly frosts up!!! Yep once you lock the door the glass went all frosty, then when unlocked they go normal again. It was amazing (and must be very expensive). AWESOME!

Anyway they started giving out these strange vodkas on trays to people made with some strange vodka from Europe or something (we didn't want the drinks life story lady just many of them please). It was classic when we would wait by where the girls would get their trays loaded with the drinks and then we would ponce on them and grab all 12 of them. Wait for the next tray... grab all 12 drinks. Kirby and me had quite the stockpile going at the bar of these gnarly drinks, I was like a bar tender handing out some of my vast supply to my peeps. Sadly for those around us that had to listen to my holla'n and Darren's shrieking we were knocking them back too, as fast as the tray lady could load them, until she scolded us for raiding the tray like 5 times in a row. Andrew Map said that I was a real prick to him that night, but I'm not sure if he is just trying to make me feel guilty or what, sorry anyway.

I think Greyson started a vibe on the dance floor so we all headed there and cut loose, I was very loose after so many of those vodkas. They ran out of vodka so straight to the pimp juice for the rest of the nizight = holla.

After the DJ said that he didn't have Nelly or 50 to put on I staggered out of the club in disgust not saying goodbye to anyone. I managed to climb in a cab and mutter one word "METRO".

Yep next thing I'm outside of the Metch with Benny T and Mike Karny (who is now the manager of the place) looking at me in disgust. Mike said "Get inside before anyone sees you" and that I did. On the way in these girls in the line started yelling at me "Pirate pirate" and it was the two girls who lived next to the Pirate party from a few weeks ago (there is a pic of one of them in the Pirate party pics). So I got them out of the line and told them to come upstairs for drinks (which if you haven't sussed it out I really didn't need right now). But by the time I got to the middle bar I was screaming out to all my peeps and I lost the girls, if you or any of your neighbours read this holla an e-mail at me!

I ended up giving all my drink cards to Tommy C & Lewie, I couldn't bring myself to another drink. Thanks to Clare for saving me with a lift home.

I'll keep the updates coming, in the mean time JOIN FRIENDSTER and hook me up!

THURSDAY 2nd October 8:04pm

Man has there ever been a night in the history of TV in which there has been anymore crap on, I've seen better stuff on my telly during a blackout fo real.

Oh man I love FRIENDSTER and all (86 Friendsters in 10 days YO!), but I'm currently in FRIENDSTER depression as I messaged this girl a message that I thought was quite humorous in it's content but she never messaged back. So now I don't think I'm at all humorous and I blame you FRIENDSTER... oh who am I kidding, I can't stay mad at you.

Have you seen those adverts on channel nine for one of their riveting travel / cooking / renovation shows? If you're in Australia I'd wager yep! Anyway you know at the end of the advert they show one personality sort of just posing and smiling at the camera? Have you ever NOT wanted to inflict some sort of harm on said celebrity during this 10-second pose off? It's enough to make you like Rove really.

WEDNESDAY 10th October 1:09am

"Australia's Most Identical" is a show about identical twins on Ch 7. I feel bad for anyone who flicks to this in hopes of entertainment.

FRIENDSTER is still going strong, I'm sitting pretty at 96 right now and I really keen to hit 100 by the end of the week = HOLLA AT ME.

Friday night was my pal's KJ's going away party, as she's going to work at a resort in QLD. It was pretty fun with some top peeps up in the piece; Woody even came up from Mt Martha for a night on the town. I'll miss KJ, she's very sweet and I always had fun chats when she was around. After that we all went to Honky Tonks where heaps of friends also turned up to so it was ace. Seeing several up and coming Melb skaters watch girl's kiss (I'm presuming for the first time) was hilarious, they were into every tongue whipping. Good to see (for them).

Saturday I had to drop some prizes off Saturday at the City Park and hook up with Jezza for a skate. While there I bumped into Tim Hilliar and Siggy (this skater from Norway) so they came for the sesh too. Apart from us going to some school in Chelt that Crampy said would have new ledges it was all pretty fun. There was also a couple of other skaters there that went on Crampys tip on the ledges = funny. Jezz did a switch back heel down these stairs first try on my command which was cool.

Saturday night Clint's band was playing at the Forum so all the Peninsula heads were in attendants for "dinner and a show". By now I had a cold from earlier that week back in full effect and my voice was messed up bad. The show was cool as we had a private booth so we didn't have to stand with the rabble, but there was no Jager at the bar and my throat could have gone some fo ral!

After that J, Clint, Jamie and Ange (other peeps = soft) went to Ding-Dong for drinks, I saw my pal Liege which was funnish. It was very nice to hang out with Clint as we rarely get too since we moved out of the flat in Prizhan.

Sunday was an attempted clean up day after waking up at 2:30pm.

Monday night I went to Champagne Comedy by myself and the MC was HORRIBLE just straight up, he made the night drag on so bad. I was sitting at this table by myself next to a full table (one of them was an act) and then some of their friends came and sat on my table then more friends came and sat there too. Most of the people on the table thought they should know me and said hi, made comments etc. One guy offered me a drink when he was going to by his peeps some; I'm like "none of your friends know me but thanks".

This is a fairly uninspired entry huh?

THURSDAY 11th October 12:11am

One of my newer FIRENDSTERS is Jagermeister that's pretty tight. I did a promo thing on stage at the Metro the other night and got a ton of promo gear coming my way. Mind you it's all fluro orange and that, but it promotes the beloved Jager!!! I got some pics with the Jager girls that should be pretty funny.

I had a few days where I felt like I was being to very nice person to many people for about 3 days. It was pretty tight.

I forgot a few important things about Friday night, one of was Jacqueline and her friend asking me for tips on speeches at 21st's as they had to do them to each other in the coming weeks. My killer opening line was met with a mild reaction form Jac but her friend was straight up disgusted by it. Not that it was rude or anything, it's just a little pun'ish type of thing. I was very defensive about it as it had killed at an engagement party earlier this year = KILLED I TELLS YA. Being unfunny sucks, maybe if you find it funny yourself it make's it better, but it could make it worse.

The other happening on Friday night, which I can't believe I didn't mention, was that when I went to get Woody from the train station. On the way back we were finishing off the drinks Woody had on them when these two girls and a guy walk past. One of the girls dropped some money and bent down to pick it up she was a bit pissed, but when she squatted down to get the cash she PISSED HERSELF!!! This big trickle of urine came through her pants it was gnarly. She looks up to her friends and said "I pissed myself", got up and walked off. I laughed quite loud but Woody could barely breathe, in the meantime she strode off with this huge wet patch down the inside of her leg. It was truly ghetto.

WEDNESDAY 15th October 11:11pm

I'm pretty worn out from Soccer tonight but I had to ad an entry to announce that Team Blindside WON IT'S FIRST GAME!!! Holla at us! Not only that but I GOT MY FIRST GOAL = GOAL GOAL GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL. It was hilarious how happy my goal made me. One of the other team corked my thigh in the first 5-Min of the game and now it's hurting really badly. But it's all for the love of the game I tells ya.

How the fuck does Angela Bishop have a job on TV? You can peg most people on TV for being there for either for looks or talent with some even having both. Ange is nought for two in this challenge seriously. I just saw her reporting on the Kill Bill premiere (which I'm soooo going to see tomorrow) and she's just useless. And then there was her AMAZING work interviewing people on the red carpet at the Emmys... whoa. If she asks one more actor if they like Australia I'm going to... well... just hate her more I guess.

In other far from positive TV thoughts: I was reading an interview in InPress tonight with Rove which said that he is "Australian's Answer to David Letterman", if he's the answer I think someone asked the wrong question. I'm sure there are plebs that love Rove and hate on sweet sweet Dave, but of course that could be due to the fact that they are, of course, plebs.

I have a great story from the weekend to write up, but save that for later as I'm going to watch a few more Mr Show episodes with optional commentary.

Don't forget FRIENDSTER I'm on 106 HOLLA!!!

MONDAY 20th October 11:11pm

Thursday night went to see KILL BILL VOLUME 1 with Steve and Daniel and it was an awesome flick fo sure. Heaps of crazy fight scenes and so much blood spurting everywhere. This one bit where Uma cut's off this girls arm with a sword had me laughing for about 5 minutes. If you didn't know it's a Quentin Tarantino flick so I was very much looking forward to it dropping. Anyway it's super good but doesn't have the awesome dialogue that you'd expect from one of his films (I guess cause it's pretty much a samurai film) that make them so good to watch over and over. Also the film is a two parter so you have to wait to Jan (I think) to see what happens.

Afterwards I went to the Metro but I wasn't really feeling it. I got my craze on about people talking to me that don't at all really like me but still come up and talk to me, enough to do your head in me thinks. Anyway I told Ben who was Dj'ing in the top room that I was going like 3 times as every time I went to go some rulers would be walking in and would be down to have some drinks. Singing with Siggy was a treat as was Zooty asking if he was gay! If only she knew!

Friday night I went to see a "West Side Story" production in Frankston as my friend Lol was in. It was pretty fun, but I fear I'm not too much of a like theatre person (like whoa really). Stayed in the Bud on Friday night. Got phone calls in the middle of the night = crazy peeps!

Saturday was soooo hot so of course we went skating! Koby, Jez and Josh went to Frankston to this fun spot then a few other places round there. Koby got heaps of stuff on flim; it was a fun day.

That night was Jacqueline's birthday that was Ok fun. All the champ's you can drink is always good. Ben had to leave me early so I hung out with a newish friend Josh and he was pretty funny to drizink with. I'm rarely a fan of 21st speeches as they are normally full of in jokes that like 3 people get, are read like a zombie off a sheet or totally write the person off for whatever drunken shenanigans they've done in front of their family.

The write off factor in these ones were off the hook, no mercy was spared at all. Were me and Josh the only ones that saw Jac's grandmother in the room (among the rest of the family)? Like I guess drinking is going to get mentioned and all good, but there is sooo much more to this girl than that crap. Two girls did theirs then this guy got up to do one and I said to Josh "the only way he could top the others if he goes on about how he hooked Jac up". Say no more, he open's with something along the lines of "Well the first time I meet her was at a party and she was sitting on my knee, and we we're pretty fond of each other" or something like that. We were slapping the bar with half disbelief and half in hysterics at how I'd called it.

Anyway I don't know if I'm blowing up that sitich or not, but from where I was sitting it wasn't too sweet. Hung out for a bit and chatted to some people, ever find that people are very impressed by shit about you that you don't rate, so very strange.

FRIENDSTER actually works (sometimes) I have a friend because of FRIENDSTER this girl Jacinta that I had seen on FRIENDSTER then saw out and hollered at her and now were FRIENDSTERS in real life too. Go FRIENDSTER!!! Yeah well she was there and I got some new FRIENDSTER'S that are pals of hers too. One girl said she wouldn't FRIENDSTER me as I have too many or something like that, but I have forgot her name so I can't message her. Also I have met a fair few FRIENDSTER'S that look nothing like their pics, very strange.

If you didn't know I like the word FRIENDSTER!

So I left the 21st feeling a bit all over the place for various reasons that won't be typed about here. Next stop was the Public bar to hook up with some old Rosebud friends that I never catch up with enough. It was all pretty fun, these guys all fucking rule totally. It's quite strange not seeing so many people for a while and all that. Again for the second time tonight I had that strange thing of people being impressed about weird shit or whatever shit. Making it even stranger was that I was pretty much feeling like not so good after the party so yeah. I must say though my friend Mark said some nice stuff to me so that made me feel better.

I was about to get in a cab to meet Anna at about 1:30 when Tebby called to say that he FINALLY popped the BIG QUESTION to Elisha and that they are getting married. That was some really good news, awesome in fact. Tebby proved his point (in-joke). I gotta say I love weddings and all the events that go with them, especially when you're down to celebrate for the couple.

But at the same time I was oh there getting married and I'm going to some club in the middle of the night agghhh, making my night long head fuck even worse. I got a cab to Anna's work and we went to Switch, but not before Anna tried her best to straighten my shit out = thanks hun.

Hang out with Anna, Karney and some peeps on a couch. Drank and talked shit etc etc. It was pretty fun; I was waaaay tanked by this point. We lingered about until like 4:30 or something.

Big thanks to Benny and Anna for keeping it tight through out that night.

Not even sure what I did yesterday... not much, I guess. Watched some comedy DVD action and then Ben came around, then Jamie came over for dinner. We watched Sororety Boys, which was OK funny.

In other news, I heard that at a party on the weekend CENSORED CENSOREDa CENSORED of CENSORED on a CENSORED CENSORED that was CENSORED him CENSORED! What the fuck???

WEDNESDAY 22nd October 8:03pm

Going to see the Prince Private show at the Metro tonight = LETS GO CRAZY!!! Ring me if ya want to come with.

THURSDAY 23rd October 11:14am

The Prince thing was going to be $70 we found out, so we towelled that idea. It was meant to be $20, so after our bargain secret show went up a little it was decided that sweet sweet Dave Letterman would be better value.

In the weekly soccer update: Team Blindside in a nail bitter drew the game at 2 all. It was so funny as the other side hated us (especially me) and kept crying to the umpire. One guy tripped over his own feet and tried to get a tripping penalty off one of our guys. What does one do in such a situation? Make fun of them to make them madder of course. Awesome. My "shocking" soccer skills have risen to a level of "not so shocking" which is impressive (to me). I gotta say though that running around that court is hella craze on you, or more importantly: on me.

Holla at Shaun who came over on Tuesday night to watch Clint on the Arias with a few tasty bevy's. Clint didn't win anything except for the countries amazement at how entertaining he is to watch play drums, he is like a drumming Billy Mumfry with his unbridled enthusiasm with those sticks.

TUESDAY 28rd October 10:48pm

Man, Ben and me went to see this movie Swimming Pool and it was seriously a strange movie. I found some parts of it so funny (but its not meant to be) and was glad to have seen it for that, but it's not recommended. Ben and I see a movie a week pretty much so we see some bizarre shit at times.

Daylight savings rules!!!

FRIENDSTER is sitting pretty at 120.

Anyone in Melb should come to the Thrasher Skater of the Year Premiere this Thursday.